Teacher: You failed a test.
Me: You failed to educate me.
whorizonwireless: *40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them
when your friends think they are joking around but it actually hurts your feelings
aimeepiggy: wibbly-wobbly-fandomy-wandomy: majesticmythicalbeast: pudgieducky: “I HATE THIS GAME” I scream angrily as I continue to play it. “I HATE THIS SHOW” I scream angrily as I start the next episode “I HATE THIS BOOK” I scream angrily as I turn the page “I HATE MY GRADES” I scream angrily as I continue to scroll down Tumblr
donnacabonna: making a typo when you are arguing with someone
twinknerd: i love amanda bynes if you hate her message me so i can block you
tsubomicode: i’m 600% done my sister just came home and i asked her why she was an hour late since today was orientation and she goes, “i had detention” and i’m like how the fuck do you get detention on orientation day and she says, “when i walked into my homeroom my teacher asked all of us why we came to this school and i told her i came to fuck bitches”
cockringtoss: awoldancer: cockringtoss: girls need to stop complaining about their periods… ur just bleeding because u don’t floss I wear thongs, I think thats flossing enough.